ATTENTION:
XABS has been shutdown due to the riveting success of HDXABS.
Modern customers insist on HD quality in their satellite radio.
Old XABS subscibers can upgrade by buying a new HDXABS radio at an ElectroJones Superstore and paying $20 more per month.

Responding to Subscriber Concerns:
What'd you mean, HD radio?
What's a Pandora app?